A friend from church emailed me some helpful tips for maintaining a healthy level of insanity.... Here's  a few good ones!!

1.   At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.   See if they slow down...

2. Page yourself over the intercom.  Don't diguise your voice.

3.  Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4.  Put decaf in the office coffee maker for 3 weeks.  Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

5. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.

6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

7.  Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

8. Sing along at the Opera.

9. When leaving the zoo, starting running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives!  They're loose!!!"

And your final tip for maintaining a level insanity in 2009...

10. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I Won!  I Won!!"